Cake Eater

A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.
Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.
by dangbee April 25, 2011
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one who never has to go without
has his cake and eats it too
by aaron April 30, 2004
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someone who is not of italian descent.
That cake eater has so much Guinness running through his potato-clogged veins. Who does he think he is, Saint Patrick?

We made be called dago, guido, or wop, but that's only by jealous cake-eaters.
by itsmeb!tches January 30, 2011
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One who wants to have their cake and eat it too. This person does not necessarily have to be rich to fall into this category. It is reserved for whiney people that can't make up their minds or understand why "life has to be so hard".
Cake eater: "Why am I so unhappy? I just don't know what I want, why does life have to be so hard?"

Realistic person: "Grow the fuck up and take some responsibility for your life you fucking cake eater!"
by Mike Anarch March 03, 2006
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Slang term from the 1920's meaning a lady's man. But is now used for men who enjoy the butt sex.

So, really it can go both ways, but it definately means a man-whore.
"He's a slutty, cake eater."
by Bada Bing April 07, 2004
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by Niles October 06, 2003
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Cake Eater

A person who constantly shows off for the opposite sex, often hoping to "do the dirty".
Timmy likes to go to the bars with his friends. But once there they never see him again. He's always off eating cake. What a dirty little cake eater.
by Bobby McFly August 19, 2011
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