face cake

A girl who is face pretty

Or when you get cake on ur face then eat it

Oh that girl has some delicious face-cake

OR

The cake on my face is most tasty

mmm... face cake

by Osker Segura March 19, 2007

Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010

Cakefaced

When you are extremely high off weed.

Or the equivalent of being shitfaced drunk but with weed.

Jacob is cakefaced off the moonrock right now.

by Goosepussie April 8, 2019

Cakeface

A girl who wears so much Foundation, it looks like you could scoop part of her face off with a fork.

"Did you see how much foundation that girl was putting on?"

"I know, she's got a cakeface now."

by Lair May 18, 2007

Cakeface

noun.
A person, usually a teenage girl, who wears excessive amounts of make-up. Thick eyeliner and heavy foundation is a significant characteristic of a cakeface.

Helen: "Have you seen Bianca today?"
Kate: "Yeah, the cakeface is with the other sluts."

by Potato Lady October 18, 2008

Cakeface

A person, usually a teenaged girl, who wears so much makeup that their face looks as though it is covered in icing.

Lisa Slonetsky is a total cakeface.

by vuze February 18, 2009

Cakeface

There are gnerally two types of cakefaces. The first type is the girl who might do it accidentally. These types are usually sluts, in which case they may be forgiven for the trauma they put your eyes through.

The second are the bitchy, self-centered type. The type that when you go into a store you see and try to avoid, but then she walks up to you and says in a half-assed voice, "is there anything I can help you with?" "No", you say, when in fact she could help by washing her face a lot.

They're both extremely ugly and are usually found sleeping under bridges.

I saw a cakeface one day. I was about to slay her but then she offered to fuck. She was then forgiven.

by horny pornz April 2, 2010