guano cave

1) A goopy, smelly vagina. A snotty stoonch.

2) A bat cave oozing truffle butter, cunk, guano or other poop-like deposits of organic matter.

Origin:

Spelunkers (cave explorers) commonly see piles of bat guano caking the floor of caves, along with stalactites, stalagmites and other crusty deposits.

Likewise, the human pootytang can produce an assortment of cunk, coochie butter, slag and cum that emits a fishy, tangy or mangy scent.

The rectum’s proximity to the twat also creates opportunities for dookie to stink up a woman’s coochie. Hence, “guano cave” is the technical term when we’re dealing with a pungent stoonch with visible gunk, that emits not just fishy, tangy or musty odor—but a robust, spicy, fecal fragrance.

Synonyms:
stoonch, dookie cookie, poopy pootytang, bat cave, skunk, rotten cookie, queefing wookie

Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Helga's guano cave. "Spelunking that snotty stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she lived in a sewer pipe, slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to point at the dripping guano cave between her legs.

by Uncle Doodle August 19, 2016

Google Cave

"To the Google Cave!!" The term used to describe the act of Googling a fact when you realize you are never going to remember what you wanted to know, for example, the name of an actor that was in a particular movie, how many calories are in a Big Mac, the year that man first stepped on the moon, etc, etc...
Taken from the phrase "To the Bat cave!" from the Adam West TV show Batman.

Man 1: What is the technical name for someone that is interested in Insects? I think its an Ornithologist, but I'm not sure!

Man 2: I think they are called Entomologists, but I'm not sure either!

Man 1: To The Google Cave!!!

by Limeycock1 August 26, 2013

Caine Soren

Sexiest book character ever. For Michael Grant's GONE Series. Big ego, big dreams, big issues, yet still entirely lovable. Adorable and passionate and the character you always find yourself giving a second chance to.

Person #1: Caine Soren tried to take over Perdido Beach again.
Person #2: Yeah, what's new?

by Nicole Rayne June 18, 2010

canverse

When wearing a pair of converses (or other sports shoe), stomping on a beer or soda can so that it becomes attached to the shoe and makes a satisfying crunching noise every time you take a step.

Me: Hey, you finished with that coke can?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Me: I'ma wear some canverses.

by Jeetajoo September 14, 2007

Sperm Cave

A big dark stanky pussy that men often get lost in.

Yo gmoney I heard Ashley D has one giant ass sperm cave. Coy got lost for hours.

by funky jizz master June 13, 2009

Cave Johnson

He's the man who's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! - Cave Johnson

by InternetCultureGreg May 1, 2011

Caiden

Caiden is the best type of guy. He is the type of guy to keep you up smiling/laughing all night long. Caiden is someone you can easily fall for and is quite the hustler. Caiden will steal your girl, it eez what it eez. You will instantly love Caiden the first time you hear his voice or receive your first text from him. He's totally an idiot and literally the dumbest person alive and we love him for that. Everyone in this world needs a Caiden. He is super funny and easy to joke around with. If you manage to find yourself a Caiden, you better keep him forever. This boy has high standards for girls so if you get picked by him you are probably magical. You Caiden will treat you right forever, plus, Caiden is super cute. Caiden is just amazing, period.

Scenario 1:
Girl 1: Omg, you're dating Caiden?
Girl 2: Yep!
Girl 1: Woah, I'm so jealous!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: Is that Caiden?!?!
Caiden: Hi.
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and every girl in a 1000 mile radius: *Literally faints.*

by spaceamethyst June 5, 2020