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Something made or made into something fancy
My bike is so old I need to cafė it.
by AstroMusicGirl November 18, 2014
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Cafe Sud

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Popular Lausanne bar, common location for underages drinking and girls being abused by a creepy Turkish owner.
Steven: "Yo J-man, you all the puke left by Kalle at the Cafe Sud bathroom? That was sum fucking vomitizzle ma nizzle"

Julian: "No dude, I fucking didnt see it ok! After Jack and Derek, even my grandma gets carded."
by J to the Izzo, Juli September 22, 2008
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Cafe Bored

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When one is extremely bored with something.
Mostly used by people that work in the restaurant / cafe business. The moments when you work in a cafe and there is fuck all to do.
Can also be used with the work tragic. Mostly referring to sad, unattractive, badly dressed gay men.
I am so "cafe bored" today!
God i am so "cafe bored" of your attitude lately!
This flick is "cafe boring"!

Fuck me he is "cafe tragic" can you see what he's wearing!
by Brighton09 January 20, 2009
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Cafe Codename

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Noun.

The name a coffee shop puts on your drink. It’s so scrambled you can use it as your spy name.
Barista: “order for Alyssa :)”

The cup: U-H-L-I-S-U-H

Alyssa: My cafe codename goes hard. What is yours Bella?

Belle: beilauh :(
by finnrmyman November 26, 2022
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Cafe Hoop

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The feminist co-op at Wellesley College, located in the basement of the Wang Campus Center. It's basically a hipster feminist lesbian sorority where you can buy expensive mediocre food, but worth it because the Hoopies are all so hot. You basically have to be a cool hot lesbian to work there. Initiation involves carrying a large hoop around everywhere for a week, which is not hazing because it's fucking awesome. Tampons hang from the paint-splattered walls and pictures of boobs are everywhere. It instills in men an instinctual fear -of strong powerful beautiful women who are not interested!
-Oh my god, I have such a girl crush on that chick
-Her? Everyone's got a crush on her, she works at Cafe Hoop.
by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm March 14, 2011
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Café Owner

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-a group of people on Stan Twitter that mostly stan Alt Girl (Lana Del Rey, Marina, Lorde and Nicki Minaj) and have zero life

-a cult on stan twitter

-Stan Twitter group that loves each other and would kill someone if someone drag one of the members
dont drag a Café Owner member they will come for your throat till you deactivate
by A Café Owner May 31, 2019
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Predominately using the beatiful wideline frames of Nortons (the worlds greatest roadholder) mainly Triumph engines and some BSA. Large aluminum petroltanks (Manx-type), cuts, clip-on handlebars, fott-rests moved back and short racing seats.
See allso: Beautiful, smooth, light, powerful, fast motorcycle.
by Sverre May 8, 2005
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