Café Papi

The official sponsor of getting your life together. A specialty single serve coffee that makes life easier. One sip and suddenly you’re answering emails, hitting deadlines and maybe even making it to the gym. It’s dangerously convenient, scarily good and honestly kind of life-changing.

"Wow, I think Patricia really got her life together."
"Yeah, I heard she drinks Café Papi now."

by Café Papi January 21, 2025

Tomar café

To go on a date, portuguese version of it

Queres ir tomar café comigo?

by Ocaralho September 08, 2022

Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020