NO NO NO NO NO a caddy is a person who is your bitch there is only one way of making someone your caddy by caddyizing them
by herculesdivad March 12, 2010
A 30something to 50something man of modest to respectable accomplishment who lands an attractive but no longer hot
female.She's either been buried in her own professional
accomplishments and finally looked up to find those men she
competes with are only interested in "young n'tight"...Or she's badly overplayed her hand and now finds that the trips to Tahiti and leased Benzos are'nt part of the picture anymore at that 30something range.In steps the CADDY.To him-she's quite a catch.To her-he will just have to do."Here...hold my purse while I try these shoes on."
female.She's either been buried in her own professional
accomplishments and finally looked up to find those men she
competes with are only interested in "young n'tight"...Or she's badly overplayed her hand and now finds that the trips to Tahiti and leased Benzos are'nt part of the picture anymore at that 30something range.In steps the CADDY.To him-she's quite a catch.To her-he will just have to do."Here...hold my purse while I try these shoes on."
CHICK:"Alberto!...how nice to see you!(hug)Hope everything is
well."
CADDY:"Who was that?"
CHICK:"Just a dear friend from my investment banking days in
New York.Don't forget my shopping bags."
well."
CADDY:"Who was that?"
CHICK:"Just a dear friend from my investment banking days in
New York.Don't forget my shopping bags."
by L.MARTIN October 30, 2005
Did you hear the Portishead album? It's pretty caddy!
Did you see Jimbo dive off that cliff and almost hit the rock? It was caddy!!!
Did you see Jimbo dive off that cliff and almost hit the rock? It was caddy!!!
by CHRIS October 11, 2003
by luciejay August 02, 2007
The one person in your group who always wusses out when it's time to go on a on roller coaster so he/she is forced to hold the groups all the bags.
Guy 1: "are you sure you don't want to go on."
Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."
Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."
Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.
Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."
Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."
Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.
by gubes August 12, 2014
An addition to the popular car game, in which if a cadillac is seen whoever sees it first gets to slap a surrounding passenger yelling "Caddy-whack."
Maria:(sees a PT Cruiser and yells) "cruiser bruiser!" (punching her passenger.)
Jesus:(sees a station wagon with wood detailing and yells) "Woodie!" (slaps Maria back)
Maria: (sees a cadillac and clocks Jesus while yelling) "Caddy Whack BITCH!"
Jesus:(sees a station wagon with wood detailing and yells) "Woodie!" (slaps Maria back)
Maria: (sees a cadillac and clocks Jesus while yelling) "Caddy Whack BITCH!"
by Maria "one hug only" C. June 11, 2008
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