custard

A name of something

my friendly dragon is named custard in a poem "The Tale of Custard The Dragon"

by magck February 20, 2017

Custard

NOUN
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.

5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.

Informal usage: That guy is a General Custard (akin to being a Major Asshole).

Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Custard

The definition of a retarded cunt

See that guy over there?! "Where?" There acting like a right custard!

by Meeshy babe November 10, 2021

Custard

Cracker, baloney and cheese.

I love custards because they taste so good I’m glad luncahvle serve them

by Arrowgu4 March 19, 2022

Custard

Half-cunt,half-basterd

That guy over there is a custard

by Johndeere310r December 5, 2025

custard dragon

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up

God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later

by (•) (•) June 4, 2017

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018