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Jett Currency

The deliverance of pleasure to another person of the opposite gender.
Person 1: How are you gonna pay me?
Person 2: With Jett Currency;)
by isuCkATspeLiNG February 8, 2021
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disregard women and acquire currency

Ye Olde English version of 'Fuck bitches, get money'.
Ben Franklin: Doth tho even hoist?
Tom Jefferson: Na brethren, just gonna disregard women and acquire currency.
Ben Franklin: Oh, I receive you.
by Ye Old Hoister May 20, 2014
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disregard females, acquire currency

disregard females (ignore any individual that is born with vaginal genetalia), acquire currency (attempt, by any means, to possess the greatest accumulation of material wealth)
"disregard females, acquire currency". (Don't get a girlfriend, make money) currency
by nztitan October 12, 2011
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Pyramid Currency

1. Another name for the US Dollar.
2. FIAT CURRENCY.

Origin 1: From the pyramid depicted on the back of a $1 bill.

Origin 2: From the pyramidal economic and social structures that arose when Keynesian economic theories were adopted in shaping U$ monetary policy.
Slave: But Master, why can't I get a job?
Master: Go to school young man. Graduate through the academic pyramid, and someday, you'll be allowed to make pyramid currency for yourself.
Slave: Fuck you, I'm gonna mine for bitcoin!
by schulwitz June 28, 2011
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Clip-Toe Currency

Is a Zimbabwean slang term used for money which someone has obtained from selling their toes on the black market for cash.
Hey look he is driving a new Toyota GD6, he didn't have a car last week?.
"Nah he just got himself some Clip-Toe Currency"
by Uncle Zoezoe June 7, 2022
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Post-Apocalyptic Currency

Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.
by hellobrian October 30, 2008
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Grandma Currency

Grandma currency is what you get paid with when you do something for your grandma. It is usually 5-10 times the amount of money you would get if you were doing the same amount of work for anyone but your grandma.
It takes you an hour to cut your grandma's grass. You would probably get paid about 10 bucks an hour at a landscaping company for doing that, but because it's for your grandma, she pays you in Grandma Currency so she decides to give you 100 bucks for it.

You: Grandma, I'm done cutting your grass.

Grandma: Oh, thank you so much. Here's a little something for you for doing that for me.
(Hands you a fresh 100-dollar bill)
by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010
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