Crums

When something is really bad or gross. It's short for crummy.

This place is so crums there's worms coming out of the walls.

by Tolands July 04, 2011

Crum

It's when a white male cums and cries

Jeez look at that nerd he's cruming with those two fags

by Epic White Boi 420 69 August 19, 2018

But Crum

But Crum is the crums of the Poo Mesh Mans lunch.

You have But Crums Haha! xD

by BlowyGay May 10, 2010

Crum

The process of chopping of your wang and eating it with fried rice.

Hay rhys you dick you crummed(the pasted tense)your self.

by Hooza_snoza June 17, 2003

crum

Taking a dump on someone's chest.

Instead of the cleveland steamer, he gave her a crum shot.

by mack January 19, 2004

crummed the play

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the gameplan.

I was going to sneak out early and go over to Donna's but she crummed the play when she told all the guys I'd rather be with her on our poker night.

by Gimbo is all in. February 25, 2008

Toilet Crums

1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.

- "Ew! There are some Toilet Crums!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 02, 2012