craft herpes

Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere.

There are many forms of craft herpes, including:

+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off

+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.

+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.

+"I was at the party when that wanna be raver started spreading craft herpes! I think she threw a bag of fairy dust in the fan!"

+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"

+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"

craft herpes by Kitysrblk June 21, 2011

craft beer-d 

The large beard worn by craft beer drinkers, generally accompanied by tattoos, piercings, a shaved head and/or a big belly. Often contains the faint smell of bacon and free trade coffee.

His craft beer-d let me know he was a man who could sit for long periods.

craft beer-d by obiwankengoldi September 9, 2016

Craft and shaft 

Playing Minecraft and then getting pipe.
The art of playing Minecraft with a female then having passionate and intense intercourse in which you forget where your body ends and hers starts.

Ryan, Sam, Joe

Craft and shaft?

Craft and shaft by Craft and shafter September 27, 2019

CRAFT Disease 

When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".

I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.

CRAFT Disease by Happy_Hoaxster May 28, 2009

craft nazi 

a derogitory term used to discribe martha stewart.;also used to discribe anyone too involved in home crafts.

"dude, martha's such a craft nazi!"
"ill make these damn pants how i want too, you freakin craft nazi!"

craft nazi by thajesters September 26, 2003

Craft syndrome 

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?

I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.

Craft syndrome by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010

craft - nigga hours 

At the hours of 8pm - 11pm nigga's gather to craft, its a daily ceremony and those who disobey it are usually shot

Girl: Hey, whats doing tonight between 8pm - 11pm, I'm home alone
Me: Um, you for real? Bitch its craft - nigga hours, get wit it

craft - nigga hours by FATNIBBASEASON October 23, 2017