Actual Croc

Everybody is an ACTUAL CROC!

Ryan: *STOMACH GRUMBLES*
Savannah: You're an actual croc boi!
Ryan: That is the nicest thing anybody has ever said ily

Savannah: ily2.

by savadoll June 2, 2019

Chris Crocker

An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".

Chris Crocker: “Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”

by Vad3r September 26, 2007

Betty Crocker

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012

Croc-Butter

1. that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

2. Product released by the same company that is supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes.

(source: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com under fashion tips.)

About an hour after our thanksgiving meal my cousin turned green and exclaimed, "Nasty...croc-butter!".

by The Rabblerouser November 19, 2007

crock racks

What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some

Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over

by poopthatcorn October 11, 2016

ciroc blocked

The act of rejecting an ambitious attempt at stealing one's alcohol at a club booth venue.

Homie: "Ayo that bitch tried sippin' on our shit, so I slapped the drink out her hand"

Friend: "Damn boy, you straight up ciroc blocked that hoe.."

by deezermandems December 25, 2018

multi-croccing

the intentional or unintentional act of wearing different colored crocs on each foot. an upcoming trend seemingly having originated in the Big Easy.

"Look at that dude, he's wearing one blue croc and one orange croc... He be multi-croccing."

by salamasana May 15, 2007