national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

by gcage June 14, 2023

Best Coworker

Cynthia from Risse Brothers School Uniforms

The Best Coworker that Jonathan had at work was Cynthia.

by obviouslytherealwebsterdiction October 12, 2023

Coworker Syndrome

Believing your coworker is attractive simply because you spend hours with them in close quarters and don’t know them personally enough to dislike them.

“Tyler is so cute”
“No he’s not, you just work with him. it’s called coworker syndrome.”

by Ilyzz_ May 16, 2025

Coworkers

People who chill and talk shit about you while you are working your ass off

My coworkers pissed me off today.

by StarPhi December 06, 2021

Long distance coworkers

Friends or precious acquaintances who begin working for the same company but do not work together

"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"

by ginabun April 14, 2022

Cowork Valley

A nearby office allows you to snooze for an extra 30 minutes. A place where you can get work done and hang out afterward. Where the coffee never seems to run out, but the breaks always seem to end too soon.

There's something for everyone, from aspiring entrepreneurs to enthusiastic interns.

Oh no, I have to submit a presentation! 'm glad I can reserve a conference room at Cowork Valley.

by we are very September 01, 2022

coworker music

The kind of music your 30 year old coworker at Taco Bell listens too and thinks is super deep and impactful, ie eminem, nas, logic, Tom Macdonald, Joyner Lucas, Macklemore reddy red, MGK, mac lethal, hopsin, ybn cordae, or any other “woke” usually white rapper who thinks big words that rhyme will change the face of the hip hop industry

“That guy keeps playing monster by Eminem on the Bluetooth speaker in the storage room and trying to explain how eminem saved his life, will somebody tell him to hop off the aux and play something else, nah dude just turn the speaker off he’s just going to keep playing coworker music”

by Fungusguy12 June 10, 2024