Coworker music refers to mainstream, widely popular music that is inoffensive, commercial, and considered overplayed. It’s an evolution of the term NPC music, describing tracks that are generic and safe. This type of music is common in workplace settings because it avoids strong reactions, fitting into a background role where it's heard but not deeply appreciated. Despite its simplicity, coworker music often serves as a tool for connection among coworkers who may not share deeper interests, reflecting the surface-level interactions typical in many work environments.
As soon as I walked into the office, I knew it was going to be a long day—the same coworker music was playing on repeat, with Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons setting the tone for another uneventful afternoon.
by P.Drizzy August 17, 2024
Get the Coworker Musicmug. by StickIt October 19, 2019
Get the Annoying Coworkermug. The specific sub genre of metal music (usually metalcore) an acquaintance such as a coworker will show to a metalhead in an attempt to try and relate to them.
Sleep Token, Ghost, Bad Omens, Falling In Reverse, and Ice Nine Kills are all examples of Coworker Metalcore
by The Beef Chief June 17, 2024
Get the Coworker Metalcoremug. by StarPhi December 6, 2021
Get the Coworkersmug. A nearby office allows you to snooze for an extra 30 minutes. A place where you can get work done and hang out afterward. Where the coffee never seems to run out, but the breaks always seem to end too soon.
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There's something for everyone, from aspiring entrepreneurs to enthusiastic interns.
by we are very September 1, 2022
Get the Cowork Valleymug. "I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
by ginabun April 14, 2022
Get the Long distance coworkersmug. Morons you must tolerate in order to receive payment for your labor. It's typically 50/50 whether you get good or crap coworkers. The step up from "classmates" when you enter the adult world.
Oftentimes, you must interact with your coworkers like how you would a kid or teenager, because oftentimes most of them have not matured past that point.
by A Human Male May 26, 2025
Get the Coworkermug.