Corfu 06

Masturbating over sombodies facebook holiday snaps. Tkaen from teh popular TV show Peepshow

Guy 1: Ohh my god dude have you seen Claires new holiday pics?

Guy 2: Corfu 06?

Guy 1: totaly, see is well buff!

by bigd106 April 20, 2011

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

by V. Ampersand August 24, 2008

dodo’s conundrum

When you have the means to do something but still can’t do it. A dodo bird has wings but could not fly. Some would also describe this as not understanding why you can’t achieve a particular goal.

Giuseppe: I have done all the homework and been listening in class and gone to tutoring but i still can’t seem to pass the class
Amy: Wow it sounds like you’re facing the dodo’s conundrum

by brosifer November 14, 2019

creams my corn!

annoys me!

It just creams my corn!

It really annoys me! Bothers me!

by marcia farinas January 13, 2011

creamy corn twister

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.

Dude- I gave that (Chicken-head) a Creamy Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!

by MSgt September 15, 2013

corn-cob

To be 'corn-cobbed' is to be owned online, and then vehemently deny that you were owned.

Al Giordano: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

Smart Twitter Person: Corn-cob.

by ttrainlookerup August 3, 2017

Conure

A conure is a small parrot that has a big personality these birds love bonding with there owners and can even be taught how to talk these birds are very playful and will even dance to music if you turn some on there lifespan is about 15-20 years and is a good bird for a beginner

Guy 1: wow joe has a really cool pet
Guy 2: yeah it's called a conure

by Savagecabbage29 May 19, 2017