cooney piss

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.

After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

color cooney

A bit rascist, cooney, meaning stupid/crazy and color, towards black people. So color conney meaning stupid black person.

Nigger boo, jigger boo, color cooney. Black and muck and brown babooney. Melon muncher, chicken bone sucker.

by memesfordays..! August 19, 2023

Cooney Gravy

Nicotine stains in your underwear. Also called fartstain and skidmarks.

Miranda seldom changes her drawers and has some serious cooney gravy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

buttress fee coonei

A waiter with a large behind. His name is Coonei, and he gives a lot of fees.

Buttress fee coonei waltzed up to me and gave me the check for dinner.

by 'tavi November 17, 2003

That's a Cooney

Like the infamous "that's a dip" it means that a person who is being spoken to has made a mistake of something really obvious
after it is said the person who made the mistake is usually hit on the forehead

Matt is wearing a red shirt.
John: did you just see Matt's blue shirt?
Mark: his shirt is red. That's a Cooney
(forehead slap)

by mentalbaby32 June 11, 2008

Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 2, 2013

Having a Cooney

when one is having a particular shite game of cod

im Having a Cooney today

by TANK031193 August 30, 2011