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Clyde

A beautiful penguin of a boy
also, a brilliant apple fanboy
God Damn, That is one Clydey P
by DLART February 11, 2019
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A dirty town filled with wanna be shooters & “gang” members. Everyone lives off drama and gossip. They think their weed is so good it’s straight mids. everyone’s on probation. kids that are in high school are addicted to coke & smoke meth. The cops there are straight dicks if they’re behind you, you’re getting pulled over and searched for sure. Everyone there gets cancer cuz of how foul it is.
Ur gf from Clyde? So u got HERPES herpes
by Yoyoyogoodvibes350 September 20, 2018
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Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)
God, you cant even do a clyde pushup? Thats pathetic
by DJ. EZ Rock March 22, 2009
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Total Dumb Ass. Has to think about it to breathe on his own.
That guy is a Clyde ! How does he breathe on his own?
by #herohutch#CFD#1 May 2, 2018
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A bad golfer who is also very thick in the buttocks.
You see Clyde over there, I sucked his dick.
Damn.
by bigdaddydoubled March 24, 2017
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A male version of a Karen. Doesn't wear a mask, yells at employees and asks for the manger. Also it could be a slur for white people like cracker.
"Oh my gosh see that Clyde over there I bet he is going to ask for the manger." (slur) "Shut up stupid CLYDE go back home to cis-town."
by Karen_killer_420 October 26, 2020
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Woah did u see clydes balls?!

Ya I told him to suck mine!
by ugggggggghhhh February 18, 2017
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