The art of holding someone in a chicken wing arm hold, and having anal sex, while using only hot sauce (more specifically sriracha) as a lubricant.
Guy 1: Did you hear what I did to becky last night?
Guy 2: No what did you do?
Guy 1: I gave her the angry clucker, that bitch sounded like a rooster in a farm machinery accident.
Guy 2: No what did you do?
Guy 1: I gave her the angry clucker, that bitch sounded like a rooster in a farm machinery accident.
by Jerseymk2 June 11, 2021
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Get the dumb clucker mug.When the the line at Chik-fil-A wraps around the building and someone refuses to yield to the drive-thru exit.
I was in the line at Chik-fil-A this morning and someone blocked the drive-thru exit causing a real clucker fuck because the drive-thru couldn't exit and so we were all stuck for like ten minutes waiting for this moron to move out of the way.
by southernsister June 13, 2018
Get the clucker fuck mug.1.when one "clucks" through the carpet looking for crack/cocaine. aka crackhead.
2.when you lose something in a girls bush and have to search for it.
2.when you lose something in a girls bush and have to search for it.
1.John started carpet clucking after he smoked his last rock.
2.You dont have to be a carpet clucker with debbie, she shaves.
2.You dont have to be a carpet clucker with debbie, she shaves.
by AliDivito June 23, 2008
Get the carpet clucker mug.When a man cuts the head off of a rubber chicken and sticks it on the end of his dick, and then proceeds to have anal sex with an overweight woman.
Guy1: "Man, I just cut the head off of a rubber chicken, stuck it on my dick, and had anal sex with a fat chick."
Guy2: "Yeah, a Chubby Clucker."
Guy2: "Yeah, a Chubby Clucker."
by Dom Gallusson October 14, 2010
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