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by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023
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Closet

In British English, a closet, apart from its more usual meaning of a cupboard or a toilet, etc. Is used to refer to someone who is a bit of a fool or an idiot.
'He's a right closet.'
'I'm a bit of a closet, aren't I?'
by trebushett November 30, 2023
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Closet Weeb

Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.
Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"
by ProudestWeebEver May 9, 2017
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Closet Boy

A silly fuck boy that will do anything to bust a nut. Even if it means deep throating 10 inches of gigantic penis.
Hey Robert, if I suck your dick, will you suck mine? Ok Dan, but I thought you had a girlfriend? I do Robert, but I'm a silly queer Closet boy, that secretly likes big fat weiners.
by ClosetBoyDan August 12, 2020
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Closet otaku

a person who hides the fact that he likes anime and manga from the public eye
yeah...im a closet otaku.
by flamingpaperbag June 12, 2011
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Closet Nudist

someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.
"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"
by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011
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closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.
I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.
by that bbw chick March 13, 2015
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