Skip to main content

CMAO

"Cramming my ass off"

Pronunciation: "see-em-ay-oh"
Student A: What you doing mate?
Student B: CMAO
Student A: hehe, don't cram too hard.....
Student B: I've never liked you Student A.
by Mash2nv September 15, 2014
mugGet the CMAO mug.

CLAMOUFLAGE

klam-uh-flahzh - Noun, adjective, -ed

term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.

Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:

lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.
"I was startled at first when you called me just now, i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my car until i felt it vibrating in my crotch, total clamouflage"

Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)

Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.

In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)
by Master Distractor August 29, 2010
mugGet the CLAMOUFLAGE mug.
Related Words

clamouflage

Damn girl!!! You need to clean up that clamouflage or I'll never find that pussy.
by myjalopy August 6, 2008
mugGet the clamouflage mug.

Clao

(N)1.The hair in your ass. (V)2. To clean someones ass. (Adj) (Claoy)3. Ass smelling
1)You look like a clao. 2)Could you please clao for me? 3) Dude! You smell so claoy, it smells like a donkey shit on you.
by Notxarb Ninivanes December 30, 2011
mugGet the Clao mug.

camaoke

The act of lip-syncing in front of a camera to any form of music
Camaoke would be the infamous Numa Numa by Gary Brolsma (google it)
by mirrorkills August 15, 2006
mugGet the camaoke mug.

Clamorehha

The art of getting gonorehha and clamidia at the same time from a variety of women or men....if that whats you like....ie blondes, redheads, brunettes
Dallas got Clamorehha from 2 blondes or a redhead at work....hes so fucked
by Thepile December 25, 2007
mugGet the Clamorehha mug.

CLAOTW

This song is for the CLAOTW (DA' Coffee Bean Grind)
by CKfrait August 29, 2012
mugGet the CLAOTW mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email