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Lock out with your Cock out

The act of safely locking out machinery typically robotic automation cells while your junk is out and trying to not get caught by the safety guy.
Bob: Hey bill can you help me with this robot.

Bill: yeah no problem.

Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.
by Froogielicious January 14, 2010
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Lock, Stock, and Cock Block

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
by MadamexXx March 2, 2009
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Cock locking

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).
Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.
by Gyroll March 18, 2016
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Chick lockdown

When a dude has so many female friends around him in a club, he just can't get in contact with the hot woman who really want him!
Hey, check out Robert, all these girls around him... he's totally in a chick lockdown!
by bassman_10 March 1, 2009
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Cock locker

1)A room full of men.

2)A gay club or bar.

3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
Lets get the fuck out of this bar, it's a fucking cock locker!

I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.

Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
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Cock Locker

"I wish that bag at the register would shut her cock locker and write the fucking check already."

"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."
by Abdev Eurek August 21, 2013
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Cock Locker

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.
Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER
by jfj91 January 27, 2009
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