choad

A penis wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode, which is the area between your balls and your anus.

Good god, take a look at that guy's choad! It looks like it just ate Rosie O'donnell!

by Nooooobsauce March 14, 2011

Choad

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.

Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 2, 2006

choade

The partition of skin on the male anatomy between your testicles and anus, usually has marginal pubic hair on it.

Yo, when you mooned me last night, you bent over way too far, I had a visual of your strangely enourmous choade!

by KC the gawd August 5, 2008

Choad

A male penis that is wider than it is long.

That fat, short man is a bit of a choad

by Stephen Skepper January 14, 2004

choad

1.A penis that is wider than it is long. If this type of penis were to have any length at all, it would somewhat resemble a dinner plate or a tree stump. If not, it is little more than a nub.

2.This also applies to people that are wider than they are tall.

1. Eric: Dude, is that a dinner plate in your pants?
Carl: No man, that's just my choad.
Eric: Oh.

2. Michal: Jeeze Meagan's an asshole!
Eve: I know dude, she's a total choad.
Michal: Wow. You are so right.

by Elib November 9, 2006

Choads

A medium sized boy, ofcourse with a dick that is wider than it is long and a rhyming sirname. However this word is used in replacement.
Characteristics include:-
Deep Arrogance
Knowitallism
and a wide awful taste in music

"No Choads" just no
CHOADS!!!!!!!
Choads that sounds awful
I've told you many times, you can't play bass.

by Mixemotosis August 10, 2003

choad

"It's the *space* *between* your nutsack and your asshole."

You have to say it exactly like that, emphasizing *space* and *between* (and you have to emphasize the words separately).

Q: "What's a Choad?"

A: "It's the *space* *between*..."

by redblade77 August 12, 2009