Cheesus

Cheesus is a all omnipotent omniscient and omnibeneverlent being of pure cheese who answers all you cheese prayers

Are you worried about cheese no I talked to cheesus

by Alistair_or_not February 14, 2022

Cheesus Christ

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

Cheesus Fish

Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ

*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.

Did you see those Cheesus Fish? They're the Cheesius.

by Alowishu5 May 31, 2009

Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

by Asshead December 28, 2005

Cheesus Crust

A pizza place in the movie My Best Friends Girl starring Dane Cook.

Waitress: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza’s a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.

by TallOne March 25, 2009

Cheesus Christ

Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.

Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.

Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*

by Dropleto December 10, 2019

Cheesus Fries and Crust

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.

- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!

by 100hampsters October 9, 2020