A type of mac n cheese sent from heaven by the gods. It can be found in normal retail stores. It consist of shapes of Jesus, a Cross, and a fish. The divine meal is revered by highschoolers everywhere. It is said to heal your soul and is only ten minutes to a miraculous meal. They join in large congregations to partake in the consuming of the Mac and Cheesus. Many view this practice as unusual, but these people have clearly not eaten Mac and Cheesus.
by Bobert Hoppey November 07, 2018
Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
by Dropleto December 10, 2019
Beverage consumed in copious amounts by Explorer Reid Stowe's Mission Control which induces blind devotion to the point of fanaticism.
Racing Wag drank too many Free $10 vodka and Cheesus juices at the 822 day party and void hoed sardine pizza in the backseat of the taxi on the way home.
Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.
Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.
by RudeAnn Wacky August 21, 2009
by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011
The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.
by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006
The messiah formed from cheese.
by Boogiman February 18, 2009
The form of jesus seen in cheese flavoured chips such as cheetos, cheese and bacon balls, doritos, etc.
person a: what have u got for lunch?
person b: i have a pack of cheetos *opens packet*, want some?
person a: suree, *takes a cheeto* OMFG FTW THERES A CHEESUS IN UR CHEETOS!!!! :"D
person b: i have a pack of cheetos *opens packet*, want some?
person a: suree, *takes a cheeto* OMFG FTW THERES A CHEESUS IN UR CHEETOS!!!! :"D
by shezbomb June 08, 2009