by dorkydorky87 November 28, 2007

by Crystal February 8, 2005

by billy bob May 14, 2003

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.
This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.
Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
by TonyTVR July 28, 2008

by crunter May 4, 2010

A modestly overweight woman with cottage cheese-like cellulite, usually with big hair, and seen milling about at closing time scavenging for available men.
by mtm12345 November 23, 2010

The act of giving someone a hot n' cheesey, is to stick the male organ into an elongated tube sock that has been sweat in, and filled with nacho cheese that was just cooked. Once the cheese and sock begin to stink, slide the organ in and slap someone in the face with it, preferably the skeez.
by Jack Meoff February 6, 2005
