cfl

a football league starting with five teams and has since lost one due to lack of interest. The season runs on varying schedules the 2010 cup has since been won by the pitman team. The cup was awarded on 31/8.

man: hey jamie whats the stats on the cfl?

jamie: looking into it taking the tippings tomorrow.

by pieface6547512 September 04, 2010

cfl

Canadian football league. An inferior brand of football to the NFL, many call it more exciting and better. But those who do have obviously never watched a single game of NFL OR CFL football and are just dumbass canadians trying to make it out that canada is the greatest country in the world. CFL Sucks, NFL is so much better.

Dumbass Canadian: Hey I just watched one of them cfl games on that there TV!

Dumbass American: I thought all you did up there was play Hackey.

Me: You both suck, so does the CFL.

True story.

by Yes12314 October 15, 2005

cfl

Choppers for life

cfl in lbc

by j August 07, 2003

cfl

Acronym for "Can't Fucking Lose."

mark: Dude, I CFL this game of HALO.
Scott: Yeah, you are higher ranked than everyone playing.

by rallyprox May 16, 2005

CFL - constable for life!

CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!

"CFL - constable for life!"

Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?

Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...

Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"

Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!

Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life

copcoppersergeantsupervisorconstablelifer

by winnipegdude March 13, 2013

cfl

when "laughing out loud" (lol) just doesn't cut it now you can be "crying from laughter" (cfl)

just use cfl instead of lol or HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH or any ridiculously out of control hysteria!

by crackfoxy April 23, 2011

CFL

This is also known as Communist Feminist Liberal. Most female English teachers are CFL and probably went to the women's march and still believe in Hillary

Mrs.D our English teacher denied the Bengahazi reports and that Hillary never killed anyone, she a CFL a communist feminist liberal .

by JKCECVHISN5039102 February 17, 2017