CBS

CHEESY BUTT SYNDROME

IF WHEN DONE WIPING YOUR ASS AFTER DROPPING A HEARTY DEUCE, YOU FEEL AN ITCHY CHEESY FEELING IN YOUR ASS BECAUSE OF LEFT OVER FECAL MATTER FROM NOT WIPING GOOD ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME, HENCE A SEVERE CASE OF CBS

by monkeyjuice48 August 25, 2008

CBS

Cocking Bull Story

Corrupt Bull Shit

Can't Be Serious

Could Be Sued

Creative But Stupid

CBS can't be trusted.

by Dewit May 19, 2009

CBS

Cervix Banging Sex
When you're fucking your woman and your cock is long enough to roughen up her cervix.

Dude me and my girlfriend have CBS all the time.
She says it hurts but....I keep going. I gotta finish on her face right?

by Thedcristalball March 18, 2010

CBS

Cock Blocking Squad. Usually used for a person or group of people who are blocking the way of one person trying to hook up with another person.

Damn those CBS now i cant get any tonight

by Raymond Tseng May 10, 2006

CBS

CBS (Chronic Boner Syndrome) is the terrible affliction where a man, no matter what he does, cannot get rid of an erection.

"I had CBS all morning. I even thought of your mom naked and it wouldn't go away."

by Matt Yarn Allen March 11, 2007

CBS

Coke Bottle Shits. This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.

That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the CBS all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself

by -d September 15, 2008

CBS

Creaking
Bed
Syndrome

sex on a squeakie bed!

Last night my roomate had a bad case of CBS.

by Tulle April 27, 2004