Columbine Catastrophe

An alternate name for Reaper's ult in Overwatch.
Player: I just Columbine Catastrophe'd their entire team!
by Zaeglamesh June 06, 2016
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Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar
Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."
by Barbecued Ribs May 12, 2010
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apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.
Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.
by Fearman March 31, 2008
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Condom catastrophe

When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
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catastrophic failure

A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.
No matter how much she wanted to deny it, she was a catastrophic failure.
by Sasha Greene May 09, 2008
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ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting
michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.
by michaelray October 03, 2006
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Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.
Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”
by Im0ster December 03, 2020
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