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Calaminos

Describes the feeling of walking on eggs
Shit ,dude! Im feeling pretty calaminos right now!
by Skiniski November 19, 2017
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CallMeKevin

He's a fecking good youtuber. He also a fecking psychopath. He always plays Sims and destroy the whole shit game with shit things. In BitLife he's always always afraid to get bonions, but he always gets that.
CallMeKEvinis shit
by Bebesmebe March 3, 2020
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Calamari Cock Ring

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
by Airbar August 7, 2018
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Callate

Shut Up in Spanish. Hipsters are going to use it in few years probably because English is too mainstream.
Callate, Alfred. I have to focus to this beautiful composition. *sounds of tractor*
by NarcolepticKleptomaniac October 22, 2014
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Calamari Cocktail

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!
by Isl-96 February 9, 2023
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Supreme Calamitas

Supreme Calamitas - final boss of Terraria calamity mod and hardest one.
To spawn you will use Eye of Extinction (craft: Eye of Desolation x1, Auric Tesla Bar x5)
When you spawn her you should be praying....
Good player: I finaly complete Supreme Calamitas
Newbie: WHAT?!?! But its unreal
by ABYS5ECHO April 13, 2020
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caliami

A dream/destination to where a group of friends want to move. It is specifically either to Miami Florida or anywhere in California.
We are headed to caliami once we get some experience under our belts.
by Hu_Jia August 18, 2006
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