bradenton

tiny city located on the west coast of america's wang. if you are old you are here to die, if you are young you tell people you live in sarasota.

"I heard everything in Bradenton smells weird!"

by blairr August 12, 2006

Beadenomics

1) The use of Mardi Gras beads as a form of currency.

2) The science that deals with the exchange of Beads for the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services, or the material welfare of humankind.

3) Beads were once believed to only be good for seeing womens breasts, but due to weakening of the US dollar beads are now more valuable then ever.

4) Beads keep you warm.

Ive gotten cheeseburgers and a haircut in exchange for some beads.... thats Beadenomics.

by BCmizzle December 17, 2009

The Braden Evasion

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful

Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.

by Braden Desrochers November 22, 2007

bradenton girls

Most likely stoners, know how to party, live at the beach. They go to Bayshore or manatee high school. They are wild and always know how to have a good time

If you wanna party hard get you some Bradenton girls

by Potatomelon December 9, 2018

Braden smith

Inventor of bread pudding and epic cheese sauce. Also famous for his famous YouTube channel Bbsmith

I love the Braden Smith bread pudding

by Ye weest May 6, 2019

Bradenton

The Florida of Florida

A church in Bradenton was raided by the police for selling bleach as a cure for Coronavirus

A Bradenton man was arrested for feeding meth to his pet alligator

Bradenton, it may be full of meth labs and crackhouses, but at least there's manatees.

by TwoFourSixOOne August 23, 2020

Braden

A Braden is an annoyingly weird, but cute guy. He never seems afraid to be himself. He is kind, funny, and smart. He spends a lot of time talking and laughing with his friends. He probably won’t talk to you unless you talk to him first. Also a Braden is much different than a Brayden. A Brayden isn’t nearly as open minded or kind.

Huh, he so nice, he must be a Braden

by *ℂℛUЅℋℐℕᎶ October 5, 2018