Buttfury

The act of shitting so hard it feels like a tornado out your ass.

Guy 1 "I need to go to the toilet"
Guy 2 "k"
*5mins later*
Guy 1 "I just had the sickest buttfury"
Guy 2 "Gross dude" or "Fucking awesome"

by Cumplosa December 13, 2012

Buttfuckery

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

by Orion79 July 3, 2011

Butthurt

being offended and holding a grudge

Billy was Butthurt at the fact that Sylvester took a potato chip from his potato chip bag.

by Thugger Mcblackington September 6, 2015

butthurt feminist

A feminist who will yell at you at the top of her lungs and will yell “this man just sexually hasrassed me” for and get mad at every little comment that you say even if it’s not a direct comment.

{Dude, come watch this video of a butthurt feminist!}
Dude: it’s Hugh Mungus

Feminist: Humongous what?..
Feminist: Humongous what?
Dude: Hugh Mungus
(This same old B.S.)
Feminist: Is that sexual harassment?
Dude: No, it’s Hugh Mungus.
Feminist: Why would you say that to me?
Dude: ‘cause that’s my name!

Feminist: What? Humongous what? Is that what you did when you said that to me?

(On and on...)

by RDSbruh February 20, 2018

Butthurt Marveltard

A person who is obsessed with the Marvel movies and unreasonably hates anything from DC.

That new Batman v Superman trailer hurt my Marveltard butt. I'm now a Butthurt Marveltard.

by Decker Manning September 2, 2015

buttfuckery

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

buttfucking Democrat

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.

Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009