buttfaced

Embarrassed, confused.

Rick was buttfaced to discover a large scrap of toilet paper clinging to his shoe.

by Fuzzbass February 15, 2005

buttface

A person who has very wide cheekbones. The large cheeks gives the impression that the person's butt is on his/her face.

That buttface keeps on butting into our conversations and shitting it up.

by Tyrone Jiggadubz September 1, 2005

Buttfaced

The act of ramming one's butt into another face at high speeds.

You just see that bitch get Buttfaced?!

or

Oh shit man! You gotta watch Buttfaced 7!!!

by FGT April 4, 2003

buttfaced

When looking at one's face and realizing how ugly they are. Relating them to a rear-end.

Frankie- Sean are you sick?
Sean- No why?
Frankie- You are looking buttfaced today.

by cindybadlfkajdsf December 9, 2008

Buttfacing

The act of providing oral gratification to your female partner from stem to stern while she lays spread eagle on her stomach and youre laying between her legs, also on your stomach. MUST be a female reciepent as preforming this act on a male may result in an unfortunate teabagging incident. This term is self explanatory and is ideal for any man with an oral fixation who likes the sensation of warm butt cheecks blocking his vision, or any woman who wants both ends of her taint thoroughly primed.

Hey Baby, roll over onto your belly so I can get to buttfacing you from your happytrail to the small of your back

by kokonuts August 26, 2009

ButtFace

A FaceTime buttdial

My girlfriend keeps her phone in her back pocket and with that sweet bootie she often ButtFaces me without knowing.

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by Billy Winters February 27, 2014

buttface

Someone who accidentally or purposefully butt dials another person using Facetime. Used to describe the person who initiated the butt dialing.

My face time came up with a blue blurry image and mumbled talking, it must be a buttface.

by Japhettheprophet February 22, 2017