buttergusset

Buttergusset; The lesser spotted Buttergusset is a Deer only found in Kensington in Liverpool that has Butter pouring out of it's horns. Approach the animal with due care and attention.

Buttergusset found in Liverpool is believed to have poured Kerry Gold butter onto 4 slices of Warburtons bread.

by skooter1973 September 3, 2006

Dumb Butteryitis

A sickness that is generally inherited from one's parents or peers. It cannot be cured only treated (with large quantities of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quantities large enough to make one pass out - this is not a recommended method of treatment). Relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. Severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. See dumb butt

Upon discovering that my cell phone had crapped it's brain I spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of Dumb Butteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that I had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. Forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a Pay Phone (do those things still exist?).

by 4N for 1year May 9, 2007

butterrush

A word made up by an immature, mentally unstable, cruel person to bully and harass someone who isn't fat about their weight, which is one of the most terrible things you can do to a teenage girl.

"I call her butterrush because I got my ego hurt that she won't go out with me, and am projecting and externalizing my shame because I refuse to take responsibility for any of my own faults"

by onlysaneperson November 2, 2011

butternuts

Mistah Buttersworth, Butterbean

Aght Butternuts!

by J.Rod December 10, 2003

butterines

another word for awesome

bob: do you like taking back sunday?
joe: yes! they're butterines!

by boobs January 11, 2005

buttritus

Detritus of the butt. As in, various leftover bits of whatever activity took place there recently. Can also refer to material left behind on a toilet seat

I hate using public toilets- there's always buttritus left on the back of the seat where someone misfired.

by MollsDeep October 19, 2013

butteritis

When your body becomes filled with butter instead of blood. And when you bake yourself you become a whole biscuit.

Woah do you see Billy over there I heard he has butteritis.

by Blackbutter February 19, 2019