Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

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buttering the corn

Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there?

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I've been buttering my elf at the library.

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When you sit in a park and eat bread. Preferably hot!
Game Grumps Kitty love ep

"It's when you sit in the park and eat bread. Buttering the week!" — Dan

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once you have climaxed and are pulling out to get to her face. but that doesnt work and you jizz all over her pussie

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shit i was with this girl last night and i got caught buttering her chicken

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When a trick, mostly in snowboarding, is pulled off perfectly.

Nick is really buttering the gnar on his boardslides tonight.

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When an ableist tries so hard to help but instead just makes people sick.

She didn't need your help, man, you're just buttering the cat!

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