Butterball Jones

The friend that no one likes. Sounds similar to "Butt of all jokes." Usually overweight.

"Look at that Butterball Jones!"

"Did you invite Butterball Jones?...Ah shit, it IS Butterball!"

by Two mad friends March 26, 2009

butterball minute

About an hour and a half.

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute.

Brad : That doesn't mean anything.

by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008

butterbae

not really your bae. your bae that has a bf/gf. like everything but your bae.

"Damn, my bae is fiiiiine."
"who?"
"insert name here''
"doesnt she have a boyfriend?"
"fuck him, she's my butterbae."

by normallyyyy October 9, 2014

butterball bitch

Kim Jong Un

"Kim Jong Un is a little butterball bitch."

by papa Goldilocks August 12, 2017

Grease-Monkey Butterball

A greasy, nasty person. Usually when sweaty.

Ali: Omg, did you see didi today?
Linz: yeah!!! she looked like a Grease-Monkey Butterball!

by nippledipple September 11, 2011

Butterball

The opposite of "butterface", meaning a female who is extremely attractive from the neck up, yet it has an exceptionally unattractive figure or disfigurement not affecting the facial appearance.

Dude 1: "Hey, did you see that 'butterface' Aj took home last night?

Dude 2: "Yeah, but did you see her 'butterball' friend?

Dude 3: "Hell yeah. That's a huge bitch."

by lea-ahhhhhhh March 7, 2013

Buttervag

A girl who, besides having grotesque or deformed genitalia, is otherwise completely attractive. The nature of her genital abnormality may differ widely in terms of its cause, type or level of severity. Cited problems may include, but are not limited to, size, odor, unsightliness etc.

The phrasing of this term is derived from the common colloquialism: Butterface.

"Yo, man, I thought that girl was hot, until she got naked. She was a total buttervag."

by Shockthemonkey August 19, 2009