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blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.
Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
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Buttwink

When your "brown eye" (also known as an anus hole) contracts, which causes a closing effct. Once the anus hole opens once more its ends the completion of the "buttwink".

Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).
I had to buttwink to pinch off that turd

Dude!, I was having sex with this hot chick last night and she buttwinked when she orgasmed, thats when I decided to try anal.
by Blackrose86 January 20, 2011
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booty buttcheeks

A song as sung by Thugnificent on 'The Boondocks'. Inspired by...any song about ass.
self explanatory, but. 'Booty BUTTCHEEKS! BOOTY--BOOTY butt.CHEEKS!!'
by Wurst Liver May 21, 2008
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Buttcheek waterfall

When a person gets so hot that a tiny sweat resevoir forms at the small of their back. Once it reaches full capacity it begins to trickle or flow down the natural crevice tween one's ham hocks (buttocks)
"Dude! I was so sweaty from rollerblading! Springtime came early and I had a buttcheek waterfall ... Yosemite-style-Yo!"
by mafabiotch November 29, 2011
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buttcheeka

When a person or thing is being a buttcrack ( but we don’t use buttcracke because it’s boring so we use buttcheeka!)
“ your a buttcheeka”
by my word is buttcheeka :) February 19, 2020
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Clap Buttcheeks

To clap ones buttcheeks, to best or defeat in a battle of will and wits.
Clap Buttcheeks:

Oh this guy has no idea I'm here. I'm about to clap this dudes buttcheeks.

This dude talking shit is about to get his buttcheeks clapped.
by Migssy Elliot March 20, 2019
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Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.
Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.
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