burgundy poof

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.

Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!

by spam man and envelope monkey May 12, 2006

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Straight Burgundy

Not slick. The opposite of cool. This is the bottom of the hierarchy of being. No conscious style or effort in fashion shown. Very much not put together.

'Woah, did you see that one kid? Straight burgundy, mate.'
'See that girl? Yeah she's straight burgundy'
'Dude, you're not killin it today- you're lookin' straight BURGUNDY'.

by spicym8 May 13, 2015

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An embarrassing public erection. Derived from the Will Ferrell movie "Anchorman"; specifically, the scene in which Ron Burgundy (Ferrell) gets a very obvious erection while asking out new co-worker Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate).

Friend 1: "Oh man, I was in Algebra checking out Ashley's ass when the teacher called me up to the board to do a problem. I had such massive burgundy, everyone started laughing at me... F**k, my life is over."

Friend 2 (laughing): "Yeah, dude, I heard about that already. It's all over school. You might wanna stay home sick tomorrow. But hey, maybe some of the girls were impressed."

by Tanabata78KDS November 22, 2011

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