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Bassell

A guy who plays the trumpet and is very, very dark and delicious. He knows how to treat women well, it just takes a few tries. He has a very bubbley butt. He really likes music and alcohol. Put the two together and he'll be happy forever.
Hey, did you hear Bassell play his trumpet the other day?
by Dominicaaa November 16, 2010
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Busselman

An old profession. A maker of bussels. A bussel is the framework worn under a woman's dress to make it look fuller.
A busselman makes bussels.
by DonkeyPuncher911 May 12, 2010
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Bissellbody

A person who stands too close to you in a public setting when there is no explanation or reason why. They will do this in a setting that does not warrant close squishing of people, i.e. a park, an empty store. Since they are in a sense "sucking themselves" as close to you as possible, they are named a Bissellbody aka (hoover man) (vac stander).
A: Someone who must be in your face to have a conversation with you, and even when you back up during their sentence, they move in close again and fix the situation to make it an awkwardly close distance.
B: You are standing in line at a drugstore (etc.), and you turn around and BAM!.....there is a person literally on your butt cheeks, and there is nobody behind them!!........and the store is empty!!!....Why must he/she do this!!?? They are acting like a Bissellbody!

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by Hmmphh! August 14, 2013
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bussel-funk

Busses-Funks are just like floppy puppies that run up all excited and ready to play.
You're puppy is so adorable! Does it always bussel-funk??
by cmg310 December 19, 2016
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Bossell Head

When the hair on the sides of your head is longer than the hair on top of your head. U-shaped, top of the head baldness, typically observed in older white males.
Lacey: Damn Sarah, I thought that dude had a full head of hair but he had a side cut bossell head.

Sarah: Yeah bossell heads only have hair on the sides lol.
by DonaldTrumpIsAPenisBreath February 13, 2021
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Busiello

The surname of one of the most beautiful and important families in Italy
The Busiello family is very important
by bvsiello November 23, 2021
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Busselton Jetty

When you excessively punch someone in the face after they make a remark about your partner.
Say that again about my wife and ill "Busselton Jetty" you Cunt.
by Busselton Jetty April 10, 2022
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