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bus driver 

Someone who's figuratively going nowhere in life, like a bus driver.
So you dropped out of school and you smoke buds every day?
man, you're such a fucking bus driver.

Bus Driver 

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.
Bus Driver by JCroce October 22, 2008

bus driver 

its the girlfriend that doesnt let her boyfriend out of her sight, makes his decisions, and has his balls in a jar above her desk, thus she's driving HIS bus
Man remember when dustin could come hang out whenever he wanted? his girlfriend is a real bus driver!

Bus Driver 

One who, whilst playing video games and in particular, driving games (NFS, Gran Turismo, Forza), unintentionally turns the game controller to imitate the corner they are attempting to take and in the process looking like they are driving a bus.
"Dude! You are such a bus driver! Let me do the race."
Bus Driver by jb_22 December 17, 2009

Bus Driver 

A person playing a driving sim game online, who drives very slowly, and does not allow you to pass them cleanly.
Hes such a bus driver, he needs to be kicked from the game.
Bus Driver by RabbleRabble December 18, 2009

Bus Driver 

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.
"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
Bus Driver by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018