A game played by two or more people. All you need is a candle, a lighter, lubricant, and consenting men or women. Here are the steps to play:
1. Lubricate the man's/woman's rectum.
2.
Light the candle.
3. Before the candle goes out (or starts to melt, which would cause a lot of pain), insert in to the rectum flame-first as deep as necessary to put the candle out. Remember to insert the candle as soon as it's lit, otherwise complications may arise.
4. Check for burns around the area. If burns can be seen (or felt), contact a medical
professional.
5. If no injury is found, repeat. Using a larger candle or
one with more wicks can increase
difficulty. Just remember to lube up before each turn.
The goal of the game is to put out the candle using the rectum, with as little injury as possible. The game is repeated on and on, each player taking turns to be both the insert-er and the insert-ee, until burns are sustained or players back out until only one is left standing.
Man:
Remember that one time at your place when we all got
drunk out of our minds and thought it would be a good idea to play burnout?
Woman: I still have the scars!
Men: Mental and physical!
*both laugh*