toasty burrito

when you can't get up for class in the morning. some people refer to this as their "spirit animal"

Mimi: Jade, you look like a such a toasty burrito right now, all wrapped up in your blankets.

Jade: ugh you're right. I can't get up!

by toastyburrito March 7, 2016

Burrito Size Queen

Phrase used to describe a person who goes to chipotle and complains their burrito isn’t big enough and as such is a Burrito Size Queen (BSQ). Definition similar to “Size Queen” but for Burritos, “BSQ” for short.

This person typically asks for more of every ingredient until they need to double wrap it. Frequently heard in line saying, you call that double meat, I’m gonna need more than that to feel satisfied.

Customer: Can I have some extra meat I’m a bit of a Burrito Size Queen.

Customer to friend: I feel like such a Burrito Size Queen when I have to ask for more meat at chipotle, it’s just hard to tell what your getting depending upon who’s working.

Employees: Man did you see that guy total Burrito Size Queen asked for so much I had to double wrap it.

by DudeBro1979 May 26, 2020

Dan Burton

Someone that has to prove they are not a donkey fucker.

Him: I believe Jed is a Dan Burton.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.

by mr.nad June 27, 2017

Anthony Brito

Anthony Brito is a wise young man who enjoys listening to summrs and eating on his free time. Anthony holds fantastic qualities such as his impeccable humor, ability to be very passionate towards others, an abundance of emotional intelligence, as well as his considerable charm that allows him to attract one specific person of the opposite gender. Anthony is a truly phenomenal persona.

P1:Did you see that super ultra mega hot dude who just walked in?!

P2: Yeah, that’s Anthony Brito too bad he only likes this one girl 😞

by Beans and rice3000 June 27, 2022

Beefy Crunch Burrito

The best fucking burrito Taco Bell has ever had, that they need to make a part of their permanent menu. Ground beef, cheese sauce, sour cream, rice, and Flamin' Hot Fritos. It's only served for a limited period of time when it's released.

Also known as BCB.

Dude: What'd you get from Taco Bell?
Bro: A fucking Beefy Crunch Burrito, what else?

by ChiGirl90 March 5, 2012

Burrito Stomp

When one male is having anal with another male and then shits on his dick leading up to a grand finishing move of getting their dick stomped repeatedly.

I broke-up with my old boyfriend because I walked in on another man shitting on his dick, out of anger I stomped on his dick repeatedly and ran; He got Burrito Stomped.- NW, Aldini-thegreat, DG.

by aldini-thegreat September 24, 2016

andrew briton

A very sexy,suave well-dressed economics teacher.

Do you have grant?

nah I got the fabulous andrew briton!

by clarenceyaboi February 24, 2018