by DankAssBurger March 8, 2017
Get the Dank ass burgermug. a reaally good burger
by dyingunicorn January 15, 2011
Get the mean ass burgermug. Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
by @Tex February 3, 2019
Get the Krystal Ass-Burgersmug. When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.
Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.
Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.
Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017
Get the Double decker ass burgermug. a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food
by xo-b*t*h December 15, 2010
Get the chesse burger eating fat assmug. When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger
It can also be used as an insult
It can also be used as an insult
by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019
Get the Ass burgermug. by Local Loaner September 17, 2020
Get the Ass Burgersmug.