Dank ass burger

A really high quality burger!!!!!!

Have you eaten that dank ass burger?!?!?

by DankAssBurger March 8, 2017

mean ass burger

a reaally good burger

Damn 5 Guys makes some mean ass burgers.

by dyingunicorn January 15, 2011

Krystal Ass-Burgers

Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".

You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.

by @Tex February 3, 2019

Double decker ass burger

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.

Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt

by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017

chesse burger eating fat ass

a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food

look at that dustin kid he is a chesse burger eating fat ass

by xo-b*t*h December 15, 2010

Burger King Ass Bitch

A clown whose best job will be manager of their local Burger King because they think they’re gonna blow up and don’t worry about school.

“I’m fr up next, I’m finna go places.” “Look at yo grades you Burger King Ass Bitch.”

by MyTimbs June 25, 2019

Ass burger

When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger

It can also be used as an insult

I could go for a good ass burger right now

Wow look at this ass burger

by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019