Have you eaten that dank ass burger?!?!?
by DankAssBurger March 08, 2017
a reaally good burger
by dyingunicorn January 14, 2011
Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
by @Tex February 04, 2019
When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.
Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.
Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.
Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
by PieVmasterZ October 04, 2017
a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food
by xo-b*t*h December 14, 2010
A clown whose best job will be manager of their local Burger King because they think they’re gonna blow up and don’t worry about school.
by MyTimbs June 25, 2019
Some fat ass nigga or fat ass bitch
by Jerald clarcson August 08, 2022