Chris Bumstead

The father of all bodybuilders, an absolute babe with the body of a Greek god. Women want him and men want... him also. He is peak male physique and causes all gym bros to orgasm on sight.

Have a you seen Chris Bumstead’s new video?
Of course! It made me fail no nut November

by MamaDood42069 November 26, 2021

doing bumps

doing hits of cocaine; a/k/a snorting rails.

There was so much coke on the sinks in the club bathroom that you could get a contact high without doing bumps.

by Anastacya September 1, 2015

Bumps in the Alley

Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Herpes, or Syphilis

My boyfriend cheated on me and now I have bumps in the alley.

by Stemshul November 26, 2006

Deuce Bumps

The goose bumps that often precede or accompany an imminent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps.

by Joe Crowe May 14, 2008

bumpstick

A camshaft; the part of a typical engine that is timed with the crankshaft to actuate the valves.

Karl has a serious bumpstick in that thing, listen to the lope!

by ghost August 1, 2003

Burpstipated

The strong biological need to emit gas from one's mouth, but without the ability to do so.

I was walking down the hallway and I felt really burpstipated; however, it was another 10 minutes before I could get it out.

by 5MFun April 14, 2014

Bobcat Bumps

A sexually transmitted disease contracted at texas state univerity, also known as herpes.

Dude i had sex with this girl in an alkek study room the other night and now i got the bobcat bumps.

by captain keystone December 11, 2010