Bumfuck Egypt

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.

For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.

by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004

Bumfuck, Missouri

Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.

The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.

Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.

"You think Detroit is rough? Try growing up in Bumfuck, Missouri."

by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012

Bumfuck Egypt

Having to park your car on the otherside of the college campus when classes are in a closer building.

I was late to class because I had to park in bumfuck Egypt.

by Julie March 9, 2004

Bumfuck, Egypt

Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.

Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)

Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."

Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"

by pointymexicanhat September 11, 2021

Bumfuck Nowhere

"Bumfuck Nowhere" refers to a remote place, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, or a small town where almost nobody visits, so you see the same faces a lot, if any at all, depending on where you are.

"I had to go visit Terri in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Why doesn't she just move to the big city already?"

"She's fucking crazy, don't you know? The bitch owns like 12 cats. She's the crazy cat lady who lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere."

by FEBREEZEB1TCH3 December 23, 2025

bumfuck, Tibet

Something hardly reachable

(on Nias Island)
Girl: How the hell did get there in Bumfuck, Tibet?
Boy: Bitch, look in the mirror. You're already in it!

by KaptainKrunchForLunch January 1, 2026

East Bumfuck

My daughter lives in East Bumfuck , NY. Population, 27.

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

Does anyone know the area code of East Bumfuck? Do they have phones, power, cable...?

by DiDee July 25, 2004