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Funky Bullwinkle 

A sexual act. While having sex in doggie style position, the man pulls his penis from the females vagina and quickly sticks his penis in the females ass, to her surprise the woman clearly in a state of shock turns around and looks at the man like he's crazy, then the man sticks his thumbs in his ears and moves his hands to give the appearance of Moose Antlers while sticking his tongue out at her and making a silly noise. This face is derived from the character on the cartoon "Rocky and Bullwinkle" but the brilliance of it all is turning a childrens cartoon into a lude yet hilarious sexual act.
This also leads to ass virgins being curious about trying anal, which is just fantastic.
My girlfriend was in the laundry room bending over picking up dirty clothes while she had some hot short shorts on with no panties, so I snuck up behind her and poked my finger in her ass, she shreaked and looked at me like WTF! So obviously I had to give her the Funky Bullwinkle so she wouldn't be pissed. Later on, she asked if I wanted to try anal to which I replied, "Yes...........Yes I do, i'll go buy some Astro Glide!!!!"
Funky Bullwinkle by DJ Mudd Butt August 13, 2011

Bullwinkle 

Woman with large beast,big booty, very sexy face. When seen men put up their hands like a moose. (Bullwinkle)
When a hot chick walks by put your hands up simulating antlers if a moose(Bullwinkle)
Bullwinkle by bigvass November 16, 2011

bullwinkle 

The art of having doggy style sex and the man spits on his partners back as if he was finishing. As she turns around, she gets clocked in the face with a backhand shortly followed by her partner giving her a cum shot to the face.
Guy 1: Hey man how'd it go with Monica last night did you get some action?
Guy 2: You know it! Dude the chick is a freek, I totally bullwinkled her.
Guy 1: Aw damn, thats too much...
Guy 2: Funny, thats what she said!
bullwinkle by "THE" Dirty D February 11, 2008

bullwinkle 

An excessively hairy penis, like that of a bull or moose.
"It's hard to suck on a bullwinkle without getting hair tangled in your teeth and gettin' stuck!"
bullwinkle by Bowman June 16, 2002

bullwinkle 

Someone who is a busy body and goes around explaining everything to everyone even though they know nothing about anything.

A Mr. know it all with a mouth that says it all and a nose that's in it all.
Bullwinkle sees your mower inside your garage and tries to start it, but ends up breaking the pull rope. Bullwinkle spends the next half an hour telling you what's wrong with the mower and why you'd be better off buying a new one. Turns out the lawn mower needed some gas.
bullwinkle by polarpaul July 5, 2005

bullwinkle 

sexual position, involving the peen and the butthole. beware, it makes your ass itch!!
lets go bullwinkle, baby!
bullwinkle by mollyCOOL April 12, 2005