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Bulletproof hosting

A particularly dubious service offered by some web hosting companies. Responsible web hosts will close accounts if their users are found to be involved in spam, a pyramid scheme, or other anti-social activities.

Bulletproof hosts specifically target their services towards spammers. They offer a guarantee that they won't terminate the account even if there are reports of spamming.
Damn, this guy has been sending porn spam and viagra adverts to my 10 year-old daughter but his host won't shut him down. Must be bullet-proof hosting. Where's my shotgun?
by thepreacher May 9, 2005
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Bulletproof Vest

The pooch that portrudes from a woman's lower abdomen. When worn with a tighter-fitting shirt it appears she is wearing a bulletproof vest underneath. Most often found in women who have had children, but just can't ever seem to lose that last little bit to get back to where they were pre-pregnancy. Women with a bulletproof vest can still be fine as hell, they're just not 18 years old anymore.
Damn, did you see her? She is fine! She's got a little bit of the bulletproof vest, but I'd still smash.
by Bulletproof Vest December 14, 2011
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Bulletproof Ket

A term commonly used amongst recreational drug users to describe an extremely potent form of the tranquiliser ketamine. The effects of large intakes of this substance can range anywhere from a desire to listen to extended periods of fleetwood mac, sitting around in cardboard boxes, and inevitably, getting lost in the k-hole. Watching people partake of Bulletproof Ket is, prehaps not unsurprisingly, a great deal of fun.
Did you see Nik after his third line of that Bulletproof Ket? I've never seen someone having it out with an imaginery bathroom dwarf before.
by Ketaloco December 9, 2008
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Bulletproof Vest

Man, I wish were we given more freedom on what we could wear to school. I want to wear something else other than a bulletproof vest
by sussybaka01 June 10, 2022
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bulletproof friday

A term typically used by military personnel to describe a Friday that can go as bad as it possibly can. But it doesnt matter because it cant change the fact that tomorrow is saturday (or whatever your "weekend" is)
"Can you believe SGT Maj is having us do a 20 mile hike right before we have to stand in formation for 3 hours?"

"At least its bulletproof friday"
by Pringal Jugar October 3, 2019
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bulletproof snowflake

A person that pretends to care deeply about a progressive movements and beliefs, but is really using a faux concern to stop the opposition.
The chief whip of the conservative party is a bulletproof snowflake for complaining about bullying, when it is literally the job of the whips to bully other members of parliament to vote with the government.
by alexp700 November 9, 2022
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bulletproof bonnet

A black colored bonnet. Also a bonnet that's indestructible.
That woman is always checking me out everyday when I come home from work. She wears flip flops, booty shorts, a white v-neck shirt and a Bulletproof bonnet on her head.
by The Gratitude Mack September 28, 2023
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