Bronco-Buffered

occurs when a video is forced to buffer more than 3 times while using Western Michigan University's blazing slow internet.

"I was going to watch the third season of family guy online, but then I got Bronco-Buffered."

by Hates-Slow-Internet February 17, 2010

gay buffer

When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex so as not to appear gay.

Dude, leave me a gay buffer! You are so close to me you're practically sucking my dick.

by tkearns December 8, 2002

Dr. Buffer

From "Alone" on the show "House MD", a janitor who pretends to be a doctor. He owns all, even YOU!

House: and this is my assistant, Dr. Buffer.

by MightyFreaksPwn October 1, 2008

buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.

"Buffering . . . "

by mikeschneider May 23, 2006

Buffer Zone

The empty urinal(s) between two guys using other urinals in a men's bathroom.

The bathroom was so crowded that I decided to use the stall instead of a urinal without a buffer zone.

by Liberty Jenkins September 5, 2005

bultero

A person who always makes plans and always leaves you hanging. One who is full of shit and brags/lies about things he has and probably doesn't. Someone you can't count or depend on.

The other day A-Rod called me and said que tenia un par de jeba pa' lo do, when I called him to meet up me salio con un cuento, ese tipo si e bultero!

by El Matatan de Miami February 4, 2009

skid buffer

A old or worn pair of underwear worn under a nice new pair to prevent skid marks on the new pair.

Example 1:
Yeah, I wear two pairs of underwear. One as a skid buffer.

Example 2:
Randy: What's up, Mike?
Mike: I've got the shits today.
Randy: You better use a skid buffer.
Mike: Good call.

by toothdecay April 17, 2010