Bowie bulge

An obscenely prominent and hard-to-ignore bulge in the crotch area of a male's clothing.

Originates from the movie Labyrinth, where rock legend David Bowie plays the Goblin King, dressed in a skin-tight spandex catsuit that completely fails to conceal his genitalia. This is made all the more uncomfortable by the fact that his character materialises in a teenage girl's bedroom and steals her baby brother.

I enjoyed the Cirque du Soleil but some of the guys had some serious Bowie bulge going on.

by pk20 October 16, 2008

Bulsara Bulge

Congratulations! You’ve made a search only real Queenies would.
Bulsara Bulge~ the blessing of Freddie Mercury or Farrokh Bulsara ‘s large penis.
This is truly a blessing.

Me: WOAHHHH DUDE LOOK AT FREDDIE’S BULSARA BULGE IN LIVE AID!
Friend: ah shit, here we go again... yes, yes we know Freddie has a large dick.

by malekandmercury August 13, 2019

Dad Bulge

The bulge on men's crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/button down shirt look that fathers have perfected.

My dad bulge is better than your dad bulge.

by DadBulge June 22, 2011

baller budget

A budget in which you buy expensive clothing and shoes

Damn did you see Armaan with his new yeezys he's on that baller budget.
did you see Ronan's baller budget closet its full of supreme and Gucci

by eskeit November 15, 2017

Glam Bulge

Adam Lamberts penis in his amazingly tight pants.

Adam: "Everybody loves my Glam Bulge!"

Sasha: "Didn't you read my tweet? I love vagina."

Tommy: "ME TOO!"

Neil: "Yeah, you keep thinking that Tommy..."

Tommy: "Shut up or I'll kick you ass."

Neil: "At least I have an ass, your back is connected to your legs."

Taylor: "Neil, Tommy said that on Twitter, you fail."

Neil: I know *sigh*

Taylor: "I read on twitter I have the ass of a black woman..."

Adam: "Read anything about my Glam Bulge?"

Taylor: "Just a few UNFs and Tommy was staring at it the entire show last night."

Tommy: "WAS NOT!"

Neil: "Can we PLEASE stop talking about my brothers penis?"

Adam: "You know you wish it was yours."

Issac and Brooke: "LAMBCEST!"

by An Adam Lambert fan. November 11, 2010

Budget Pimping

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.

(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."

by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009

budgetcrastinating

Stalling to pass a budget.

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.

by mvolfman June 22, 2010