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ugly bulldozer

Completely and thorough ugliness such that it causes great pain. It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.

Also, one who hit every single fucking branch in a fall from an ugly tree. Worst than the ugly stick.
Forget the ugly stick. This girl got run over by the ugly bulldozer.

Don't look now, but here comes an ugly bulldozer.
by The Real Governor January 2, 2009
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bulldog eating mayonnaise

A term used for a swollen vagina after a hot load has been placed deep within and comes leaking out.
Dam bitch your pussy looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!!
by KY Kid June 26, 2006
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bladow

when you know you just did something completely amazing OR got something SO right.... and you want everyone to know about it. you're the shit and basically, thats all there is to it.
"I just got a hole-in-one...bladow!"

"uhh no Jack, the capital of Washington is NOT BRAZIL. Its Olympia. BLADOW.
by siri December 9, 2004
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bulldog nelson

A wrestling submission hold that involves being put in a full nelson while being violently dry-humped from behind.
Man, my first day at the Fire Station was tough; I lost my helmet and my Captain put me in a Bulldog Nelson.
by Tommy Long September 14, 2003
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Bulldoggin’

When you eating out her ass in a ravenous manner and tounge punching the ring it makes her moan and growl like a bulldog in heat.
I was bulldoggin’ Rachel last night. She was so loud the neighbors called animal control.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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Footscray Bulldogs

A mighty Australian Rules fotball team which trades under the name Wstern Bulldogs.

Established in 1883, the Footscray players have a notorious reputatio of being ruggged and uncompromising, and are known for ripping apart their opposition unmercilessly. And they also play football on the weekend.

The visiting team expects to receive a typical local greeting upon arrival in Footscray, which usually involves being attacked with ninja stars and nunchucks and then being turned into dim sims and served up at local Chinese restaurant - Jimmy Wongs - for 50 cents per serving.
Oh, you are playing the Footscray Bulldogs this week...Have you written you packed soy sauce?
by Papa13 January 1, 2011
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The Angry Bulldog

When Mooning someone,take your pecker and nutsack and tuck'em between your legs then pull your ass cheeks apart,resembles an angry bulldog
Hunter:Here comes the school bus,I'm gonna Moon'em

Paulie:Tuck your package and give'em "The Angry Bulldog"
by nobait September 4, 2012
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