Built-different syndrome

When a man is suddenly stricken with the urge to wear shorts in a blizzard

Person 1: look at Jeff over there! He must be freezing.

Person 2: he woke up with a bad case of built-different syndrome this morning.

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Built like a tiger

Someone who has lots of stretch marks making it look kind of like tiger stripes.

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built ass by jjackson197 February 4, 2016

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curving one’s own penis downward; aiming it at their buttcrack for the purpose of washing upon release of their own urine.

Todd ran out of toilet paper so he had to use the built-in bidet method (;

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Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)

Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr

Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane

*Gets smacked to oblivion*

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The most alpha chad within human existence. You do not accept normal mother fuckers. You. Are. Different

"Damn skyler, you're just built different."

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