Skip to main content

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
mugGet the Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. mug.

building cock

the art of raising a penis into a hard on

can be used like building my cock or whatever
this girl has been building cock all night.

I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.
by Crunchyness May 21, 2007
mugGet the building cock mug.

Building Seven

When a seemingly related incident occurs for no related reason. When foul play is quite obvious yet it is allowed to be swept under the rug. When the seventh domino falls down before the third, fourth, fifth and sixth domino have yet to be pushed.
He came out of nowhere like building seven.
by Krimp September 15, 2010
mugGet the Building Seven mug.

has left the building

The expression "has left the building" used to be reserved for discouraging fans of Elvis and Marylin not to hang around for autographs, a glimpse, or a chat with their hero, thereby informing them that their hero no longer occupies the premises and has 'physically' left the building prolly in a limo ... but now generically refers to virtually anybody and anything that has 'permanently' expired, as in dead, died, death, "passed away", checked-out, dirt napped, and can no longer pay taxes and entertain the 'troops' ... but like Frank says "that's life, that's what people say, you're riding high in April, shot down in May, but I know one thing, I've been a Puppet, a Pauper, a Poet, a King, I've been up and down, and over and out, and I know one thing, EACH-TIME, I-FIND, MY-SELF, FLAT-ON-MY-FACE, I pick myself up and get back in the race ... That's LIFE! ... -bdn-
"What do you mean she's not here?"

"Like she has left the building, man!"

"I'm Sorry, dude, but your mama's dead."
by Bozo_de_Niro August 25, 2012
mugGet the has left the building mug.

building the perfect beast

1. It means that something bad is going to happen, or that something is being created or built that will soon get out of hand. A monster like that made by Dr. Frankenstein.

2. A great album released in late 1984 by former Eagle Don Henley that spawned several really good hits like "Sunset Grill" and "All She Wants to Do is Dance". Tipper Gore in her dunderheaded wisdom bitched that the title track glorified the Anti-Christ, showing once again what an ignoramus she truly is.
1. If we keep fucking up our planet's ecology system we're building the perfect beast, it's gonna strike back at us. WE NEED TO STOP RAPING OUR MOTHER EARTH NOW!

2. Don Henley's "Building the Perfect Beast" and "The End of the Innocence" albums both scored several hits and were widely and critically acclaimed. Then he joined his fellow ex-Eagles in a series of reunion tours that ripped people off and set the standard for tours with extortionate highway robbery ticket prices. In 1995 his excellent greatest hits album came out. In 2000 (which was a very rotten year for music to start with) he finally released a new solo album. It wasn't that hot. Here's hoping that he'll return to his solo career for good, beause he's made some intelligent and damn good music on his own.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2007
mugGet the building the perfect beast mug.

Buildin

To start conversation with someone, preferably to make a better realationship with someone, i.e. learning about them. Usually laughing and serious talking going down.

Can be a long period of time or short, usually between two people who don't really know eachother that well.
Where'd Shanice go?
Oh she over there buildin with that boy we met last night.

Geneice on a date with that boy AC.
Oh forreal? Uhuhh they will not build without us knowing!
by Santia March 13, 2008
mugGet the Buildin mug.

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome
The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings
by Doggysoft August 20, 2006
mugGet the Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email