pufferfish

Whoever ate the first pufferfish must have been adventurous. (And most likely died shortly thereafter.) Almost all pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, a deadly toxin that is up to 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. The poison in one pufferfish is enough to wipe out 30 humans, and there’s no known antidote.

P1: what you eating?

P2: pufferfish

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 15, 2019

Pufferfish

When you're eating somebody's ass and they fart in your mouth, causing your cheeks to puff out like a pufferfish.

Carla gave me the pufferfish last night when I was tongue puching her fart box.

by PookumsDot December 3, 2019

Pufferfish

A pufferfish is a person that is considereable larger than the pics that they showed you made them appear. Unlike a catfish it's them in the pictures.

The chick I met on tinder was a pufferfish. She said she had curves but she was 400lbs.

by Dr Buds June 23, 2018

Pufferfish spot

The male G-spot, but with cancerous tumors in its vicinity due to colon cancer.

"Dude, did you hear that Fred was diagnosed with colon cancer?"
"Yeah, a shame. I hope it's not terminal."
"Heh, only thing I'm worried about is how good that Pufferfish spot feels."
"You sick fuck."

by EvoDump September 23, 2021

sweaty pufferfish

When you cum in a random girls pissflaps

I just did a sweaty pufferfish

by ZeRo_Cyberclone April 26, 2016

Cannonball pufferfish

when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed

Last month i had an chronic cannonball pufferfish.

by xX 44100 Xx December 23, 2021

PUFFERFISHING

WHEN A BIG GIRL TRICKS YOU INTO BELIEVING SHE'S SMALLER THAN SHE REALLY IS WITH PICTURES

SHE WAS SO DOPE IN HER PICS,THEN I FINALLY MET HER AND SHE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE..SHE WAS PUFFERFISHING

by NEWBURGIGNORANCE August 10, 2017