Great Britain

nice little island where you can get free healthcare, good football, good tv and marks and spencers.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Britain First

Britain First is a extremely fast growing Political Campaign organisation, they campaign on issues effecting the British, ranging from Anti-British racism, out of EU ect...

Britain First was formed May 1st 2011.

They look set to overcome the BNP within a year (they have a membership in the 4 figures so far and it's growing every day), they have a political wing (called the 'National Peoples Party') and also a Ex-servicemen wing.

Britain First ran a vigil against anti-British racism outside the houses of parliament.

by Zultra March 20, 2012

britain

Britain - a country where it's normal for old men to stand outside the pub having a fag; straight men like sex with a fanny; engines are found under a bonnet; da hood is on the back of da coat; big booty goes on your big foot; dogging doesn't involve any canines; getting a good fisting means pain not pleasure; randy will never be a boys name; and we really love bums.

fag = cigarette, fanny = vagina, bonnet=car hood, dogging=outdoor group voyeur sex, fisting=punch, randy=aroused, bums=ass. Britain, Britain, Britain

by Big Mr B October 25, 2009

Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

by noddy330 June 22, 2009

Little Britain

A TV show which is basically the league of gentlemen spread out over the rest of Britian. Zany and dark in part, but hilarious in every way, like the League- most characters are played by the smae two actors. A must see.

Little Britian is almost as good as the League.

"Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but." (If you've seen it you'll know!)

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

for Britain!

Used sarcastically/mokingly: When someone does something so well or often that they could represent Britain in the Olympics (or other national event) if the activity that they are good at were an Olympic sport or similar.

"Kate shops for Britain!", "I know she spent a whole day trying on shoes!"

"Chris sleeps for Britain!", "I know he didn't get up til 3 in the afternoon."

by Tom Wilinson August 19, 2007

Britain

Composed of England, Scotland, Wales and NORTHERN Ireland (yes, NORTHERN Ireland, as IRELAND is NOT part of Britain), Britain is not to be confused with England, a mistake which Americans usually make, usually due to their ignorance.
There is no such accent as a 'British' accent, unless you can do an English, Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish accent all at once, including all the different towns and cities with their indivudual accents.

Remember;

It's BRITAIN not ENGLAND

Britain is composed of Northern Ireland, England, Scotland and Wales

It's NORTHERN IRELAND not IRELAND

by VeggieGirl April 21, 2008