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Brataining 

Brataining is defined as when you keep something in your bra either for safekeeping or concealment.

You can bratain small objects such as keys, mobiles, money, cigarettes, snus and small flasks, it all depens on the size of your bra and your boobs.

It's comonly known as the best hiding place for anything you shouldn't have had, because as good as no one would to feel your breasts to see if it's anything there.
Girl 1: Fuck! My parents found my cigarettes in my jacket pocket last night, as I was leaving the house! I'm so screwed!
Girl 2: Idiot! You should have bratained it before you went out of your room.

Boy: Wow, almost everyone got their phones stolen at Tim's party last night! Did someone steal yours?
Girl: Nah, I was smart enough to be brataining it at the time.
Brataining by Crabie February 6, 2012
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bargaining chip 

It was a poor excuse for a bargaining chip but not many were available.

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.
Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

High Braining

Someone who sets unrealistic goals.
One who sets to high of expectations.
My Child's always high braining when it comes to what they want to be when they grow up.

My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.

collective bargaining

(v.) To have negotiations between employer and many employees in order to come to some sort of arrangement on changes to the conditions of employment. the idea is that both parties come to fair agreement.
The result of collective bargaining procedures is a collective agreement

plea bargaining 

Jim got busted and is plea bargaining to rat me out
plea bargaining by fsdhbshgjfjs December 9, 2007

Enterprise bargaining 

1. Where the boss sits you down and tells you how you will be paid. or screwed over, there is no "bargaining"
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.
This enterprise bargaining is so win win, i work an 80hr week for the pay of a 40hr week, fantastic!